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World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs. Undertaker

Winner: Undertaker (new champion)

WWE Champion John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

Winner: John Cena

Battle of the Billionaires

Bobby Lashley will defeat Umaga. Vince McMahon will refuse to get his head shaved because it was an April Fools joke. Stone Cold will stunner him, drink bear, give a can of bear to Donald Trump, and stunner him too.

The "We Couldn't Think of Anymore Matches" *hrm* *hrm* Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Winner: CM Punk

The New Breed vs. the ECW Originals

Winners: New Breed

Lumberjill Match for the Women's Championship

Women's Champion Melina vs. Ashley

Winner: Melina

Kane vs. Khali

Winner: Kane, I guess. Or DQ.

United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. MVP

Winner: JBL won last time so why not MVP?

I don't watch WWE (or any pro-wrestling) anymore. I usually check WWE.com or Adam-On-The-Edge[dot]net to see what is happening in the world of Edge.

Original GameSpot Version

World Heavyweight Champion Batista vs. Undertaker

Winner: Undertaker (new champion)



WWE Champion John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

Winner: John Cena



Battle of the Billionaires

Bobby Lashley will defeat Umaga. Vince McMahon will refuse to get his head shaved because it was an April Fools joke. Stone Cold will stunner him, drink bear, give a can of bear to Donald Trump, and stunner him too.



The "We Couldn't Think of Anymore Matches" *hrm* *hrm* Money in the Bank Ladder Match

Winner: CM Punk



The New Breed vs. the ECW Originals

Winners: New Breed



Lumberjill Match for the Women's Championship

Women's Champion Melina vs. Ashley

Winner: Melina



Kane vs. Khali

Winner: Kane, I guess. Or DQ.



United States Champion Chris Benoit vs. MVP

Winner: JBL won last time so why not MVP?

I don't watch WWE (or any pro-wrestling) anymore. I usually check WWE.com or Adam-On-The-Edge[dot]net to see what is happening in the world of Edge.